"Monkey Faced"? She is actually very pretty but a scumbag Nigger who won't even show his monkey NIGGER FACE disrespects her because...well, he's a NIGGER. YOU KNOW, the type of SCUMBAG who dumps a load in a women and disappears leaving yet another NIGGER to go and do the same.
That's probably a way to lower your expectations, which will likely drive you way more crazy than the opposite : that bitch is so fucking hot you'll burst in under 5 seconds once you see a dick making it inside her thick lips (then you'd be like "not that hot"). It's pretty simple but I only understood this after I saw The Hangover, found it way better than what I expected, then went to tell my brother how good it was, which probably caused him to be less satisfied than I've been...